Remember that time that Anonymous hacked Burger King’s twitter account and turned it into a McDonald’s wonderland? 

Earlier today, Internet Avengers, Anonymous, went HAMburger on Burger King’s twitter account; changing their avatar to the McD’s logo, canvassing their profile design to promotional McDonald’s material, and tweeting entertaining yet completely bizarre content like, “try our new BK (tm) Bath Salt! 99% Pure MDPV! Buy a Big Mac, get a gram free”.

The Big Mac-ker Hackers also tweeted out links to Gucci Mane and Chief Keef vids, you know, because they could. They even gave a shout out to #Seapunk DJ, @LILINTERNET, which begs the question…when will the Seapunks of the water-world unite and open up a fast food chain that sells Fish Sticks and Cod Fish Sandwiches? Free idea: dye the tartar sauce turquoise, in true Seapunk form, and call it “#SEAPUNKDUNK”.

With all the controversy surrounding whether or not #seapunk is or isn’t an actual thing and the mystery of what it truly means to be one, we thought we’d have some fun with it and help out aspiring #seapunks by making a Small Girls guide to being the best #seapunk you can be!